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February is Sarah Palin-Free Month


I know that this is going to be pretty hard on all of you out there, but we must make this pact.  Here’s why:

1.)  It’s become a little bit like punching a two-year-old crying child; yes, it’s extremely satisfying, but it’s just way too easy.

2.)  You know how fickle people are.  If they don’t hear from someone in the news for a month, they’ll completely forget about him/her.  This needs to happen.  Sarah Palin was like a mushroom (hiding in the shadows and eating shit) before she was thrust into the spotlight in the 2008 elections.  We all know why she was chosen as well, so there’s no reason to be redundant here.

This is important, people.  Just shut up about her and she’ll go away.  You know, like the uncle of yours who had cancer and just ignored…okay, that’s not the best example, but this will work, I assure you.  Ignore her and she’ll go back into the obscurity from which she came.  So, let’s make this pact: no more talking about the prom queen of illiteracy; the sultan of spin; the (sorry for this) semen stain on the proverbial bed sheets of life that is Sarah Palin.

Thank you, and don’t forget to follow me into hell.  Oh, and why don’t you give my book a read while you’re at it.  Just go to http://www.amazon.com/Crusade-Unchecked-Unbalanced-Faith-America/dp/1456491946/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1 and give it a whirl.  You never know – you just might like it.

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